Engineers at Marketlinx were stunned to learn that people used other browsers than Microsoft’s Internet Explorer. They were also flabbergasted to discover the popularity of Macs.
“They don’t let us out much” stated a Marketlinx developer who asked not to be identified. The fix took a matter of “seconds” according to another engineer, (also who refused to be identified) “Honestly, I thought Apple went out of business” he added later.
“This is something that I felt needed to be done.” stated John Hensley from LPS Real Estate Group‘s Irvine headquarters. “I feel we are just working our employees, especially our developers, far far too much.” continued Mr. Hensley.
“And I will promise to lead this effort by example.” concluded Mr. Hensley
Mr. Hensley also stated that “launch bonuses” would be given to developers any time a new implementation was launched. “We need to reward them more for their efforts.”
Phone calls and meetings are riddled with uncomfortable pauses and vague sarcasm. Joel Burslem completely unaware, thinks he’s to blame.
Brian Larson is now CEO
Kevin McQueen is the new CFO
Matt Cohen as the new CTO
Marilyn Wilson is SVP of Human Resources
Ann Bailey is Director of Business Development
Dave Charron was in Bermuda and could not be reached for comment.
Dale Ross, CEO of RPR, confirmed what many people have longed suspected, RPR intends to launch a National MLS. Dubbed Realtor information Property MLS or “RIPMLS” the new system will launch in June of 2011. “We weren’t fooling anyone, so we thought we might as well get on with it.” stated Mr. Ross.
“We couldn’t keep this secret any longer.” stated Marty Frame, RPR President. “Beta testing starts in a couple months.” When asked about calREDD‘s MLS system Marty Frame stated. “I wasn’t personally involved with the decision but from what I hear the MLS system is state of the art, and implementations are proceeding in an orderly fashion.”
Joel Singer was at an undisclosed location and could not be reached for comment.
The board of directors of the Midwest Real Estate Data MLS (MRED) announced they have made a selection in their recent executive search.
Howard Doody
“After an exhaustive search we feel that we have found someone we can finally work with.” -stated a long time MRED, LLC board member.
Charlie Melidosian, also seeking the top spot at MRED, LLC, immediately resigned his seat on the board and was replaced by Clarabell the Clown.
Charlie could not be immediately reach for comment because his voice mail stated he would not take any phone calls or emails and required all inquires to be made in writing and mailed to his Baird & Warner office.
