This mock up was not approved by Zillow and meant for entertainment purposes only.
June 7th
FML
Vendor Alley Funnies
“Hey Lucy, sell this house”
Meet Lucy, an AI assistant that’s ‘all about empowering’ agents
“Rechat is a real estate marketing superapp that allows brokerages, teams and agents to select from an array of connected modular solutions for email, video marketing, digital display advertising and social media campaigns. It also provides CMA generation, websites, communication networks, CRM functionality and a smart transaction management center with digital signatures, intuitive form builders and business analytics.”
Remember the days when “there’s an app for that!” Now it seems all you need is a single Superapp! But seriously, the UI looks great. Broker only for now. Looking forward to see a fun demo.
Something tells me that this Lucy will be better at keeping up with her tasks than this Lucy!
“Speed her up!”
Behind the scenes of the Zillow listings “ban”
Oh to be a fly on the wall….
COMPASS AGENT: Hey Bill, I just wanted to give you a quick call. Our CEO is in a fight with Zillow and I just wanted you to be aware your house won’t be listed for sale on Zillow.
Bill (Home Seller): Not on Zillow? Why? A fight?
COMPASS AGENT: It’s part of our “3 Phased Marketing” Agreement, remember the agreement you signed when you listed with us?
Bill (Home Seller): I never signed anything that said our house wouldn’t be on Zillow. That’s crazy, we found our house on Zillow ferchistsake…
COMPASS AGENT: Umm, well, we wanted to test the waters, remember, find the right buyer, our CEO says its the best thing eve……
Bill (Home Seller): Are you fucking serious?? I can tell you right now if you don’t put our house of Zillow I’m gonna fire you…
COMPASS AGENT: But what about Days on Market and…
Bill (Home Seller): –click—-
COMPASS AGENT: Bill?….Bill? Bill??? Shit.
Heeeeeere’s Rocket
via Lance Lambert
Batman loves CCP
For those of you who don’t follow me on Twitter (X), here’s a series of memes I created inspired by Art Carter’s post on CCP and James Dwiggins debate with Mauricio Umansky at Inman Connect NYC. Just click on the image to make it bigger. Enjoy!
NARc
This Insta was pretty funny.
Got Milk?
Real estate agent fined over $15,000 for drinking milk at seller’s home
“After a home surveillance camera caught Mike Rose drinking milk straight out of the container at a house he was showing, the British Columbia Financial Services Authority, a government agency tasked with regulating the Canadian province’s financial institutions, on July 18 deemed Rose’s actions “unbecoming” under the British Columbia Real Estate Services Act. It fined him 20,000 Canadian dollars, or approximately $15,162. The agency also ordered Rose to pay an additional 2,500 Canadian dollars, or almost $1,896, in enforcement expenses, records show.”
My guess if the agent had stolen a beer from the fridge instead of milk the Canadian Feds would have let it pass.
