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Gregg Larson declares computer keyboards "not safe", starts new Clareity division.


(April 1st, 2008) Gregg Larson today announced the formation of a new division of Clareity Security, Clareity Keyboards. “It came to me while I was on the golf course, keyboards are inherently not safe and someone has to do something about it.” “Our new system takes your last name and coverts in to a series of prime numbers, those prime numbers are multiplied by Bill Chee’s birthday and BAM your 17 digit alpha numeric access code is generated!” Asked if his new system works with existing computer keyboards, Larson stated, “No. All REALTOR keyboards will need to be replaced with ‘Clareity MLS-Safe Keyboards’.

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