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Nick Rapattoni leaves company, starts Death Metal rock band

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(April 1st, 2008) Nick Rapattoni, heir apparent at Rapattoni Corporation, has left the company and has decided to dedicate his efforts full time toward music. “Death Metal is my passion”, stated Nick. “My family is fully supporting me.” (Andy Rapattoni couldn’t be reached for comment) “My music is a mix of System Of the Down and the melodic harmonies of The Carpenters.” continued Nick.

“It’s less than a year now till the next auditions of American Idol, my dream is to bring Death Metal to Idol and rock the house!”

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Simon Cowell could not be reached for comment.

  1. Hahah…I was trying to keep this out of the press… but I guess word travels fast. It’s so good to see Simon Cowell on Vendor Alley!

    – Nick

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