Experience the finest in double wide luxury living without sacrificing the freedom of an outdoor tinkle.
Kyle H.
Rob, not by the house
Daryn Veer
Who needs a water feature when you’ve got a man-made stream in the front yard? Step into this ‘Garden of Weedin” where every step tells a story. With 3 beds, 2 baths, and a bargain price of $70,000, this online yard sale gem is the ultimate DIY project waiting to happen!
Roland Estrada
Picking your own place in the world to pee, priceless…
Congratulations to College Stevenson for winning the caption contest! Her caption read, “Backyard Fountain not included but may be negotiated separately.”
Sprinkler included!!!!
Spacious Master Bath.
“Our unique pest control barrier spray is applied to the foundation of your house”
Siding has been pressure washed.
The landscaping might be rough, but the pee-formance art is on point.
Natural spring not included as part of this list, but can be negotiated separately.
Easy backyard access and outdoor toilet
Your in for a treat
Must have appointment. No running water.
Deer abatement provided
Correction: 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms
Trash can does not convey
I’m sure he’s just checking all of his marketplace messages. Believe it or not, I’ve seen worse photos.
“French drain works great!”
No shoes, no fees, no urine.
“Amenities include covered, outdoor toilet.”
Multiple offers? We’ll see about that after I mark my territory.
Just steps to semi-private natural amenities.
Backyard Fountain not included but may be negotiated separately.
Offer of compensation: (piss off)
This property has already been claimed. Move along.
Honey Stop the Car!
Experience the finest in double wide luxury living without sacrificing the freedom of an outdoor tinkle.
Rob, not by the house
Who needs a water feature when you’ve got a man-made stream in the front yard? Step into this ‘Garden of Weedin” where every step tells a story. With 3 beds, 2 baths, and a bargain price of $70,000, this online yard sale gem is the ultimate DIY project waiting to happen!
Picking your own place in the world to pee, priceless…
Congratulations to College Stevenson for winning the caption contest! Her caption read, “Backyard Fountain not included but may be negotiated separately.”